A Beautiful, Agonizing Love Letter Composed Entirely of Quotes From Donald Trump's Calls With Foreign Leaders

To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. — C.S. Lewis

My dearest,

So you put me back on the hook. To be very honest with you, I did not want to have a meeting. Your words are so beautiful. Those are beautiful words and I do not think I can speak that beautifully, okay? I look so foolish doing this.

I am not like this but, if I have to do it, I will do it but I do not like this at all. I will be honest with you. I met you the one time and I studied you. You are a very hard person to study. It is incredible.

But we cannot do this and we cannot sustain like this. Totally true—and you have seen the same thing. No, I do not want say that. I am just going to say that we are working it out.

And certainly, as to the relationship and friendship, I consider you a friend. I would love to continue talking. I want a great relationship. Far greater than anybody understands. You have to see what I am doing. And I want to reiterate, you and I will always be friends do not worry.

Okay, this shows me to be a dope. It will never be the same.

Yours always,

Donald