BAN ALL THIS SHIT 

In addition to everything else, we’d also like to ban:

• Daylight Saving Time
• Health insurance companies
• Grand Juries
• National Anthems
• Slow walkers
• Close talkers
• “wellness”
• Award shows
• Winning the same award more than three years in a row
• Biopics
• “deep background”
• Paperwork
• White people tacos
• Matt Damon
• “link in bio”
• Beginning tweets with “BOOM”
• The term “fur babies”
• Backpacks on subways
• Fines for hopping the turnstile
• “Business casual”
• Credit and also credit scores
• Cable news
• Smoking
• Jailing people for buying/selling weed
• Movie remakes
• White House press briefings
• Bottle service
• “Adulting”
• Private higher education
• Clingy knit jersey clothing
• Telling people they have an “old soul”
• US Territories
• Prequels
• Ads
• Coach class
• Harvard
• Megyn Kelly
• Health insurance companies
• Paying for lunch in public school
• Measuring in Farenheit, pounds, inches, miles
• The Electoral College
• Private prisons
• Overdraft fees
• Detaining asylum seekers in prisons
• Deporting people who already served their time
• Lululemon

Anything else?