Bernie Sanders emojis are huge, unlikely to change how you plan to vote

I did a very serious and rigorous journalistic vetting of whether or not Bernie Sanders emojis, which are vey big as far as emojis go and somewhat impractical for that reason, encourage or discourage voters to support his candidacy.

Here are my nationally representative results based on a poll of three people in New York City between the ages of 24 and 32:

Verdict: Not sure about voting, but will have a beer with Bernie Sanders.

Verdict: Nope.

Verdict: One likely voter Feels the Bern.