Chevron Apologizes for Fracking With Pizza

Chevron apologizes to the residents of a small Pennsylvania town for its fracking, proceeds to buy them a large pizza and a 2-liter bottle of cola.
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Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He’s also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.