Donald Trump Says 'Everyone Thinks' Donald Trump Should Get a Nobel Peace Prize

Whatever you do, I beg of you, do NOT think for ONE SECOND that Donald Trump is interested in a Nobel Peace Prize. As he made perfectly clear to reporters on Wednesday morning, the only ones who think President Donald Trump should win a Nobel Peace prize are “everyone” else. But not him.

“Everyone thinks so but I would never say it,” Trump assured the press.

You see, the only prize Trump really wants is “victory for the world,” which is basically the biggest prize there is.