Donald Trump Says 'Everyone Thinks' Donald Trump Should Get a Nobel Peace Prize 

Whatever you do, I beg of you, do NOT think for ONE SECOND that Donald Trump is interested in a Nobel Peace Prize. As he made perfectly clear to reporters on Wednesday morning, the only ones who think President Donald Trump should win a Nobel Peace prize are “everyone” else. But not him.

“Everyone thinks so but I would never say it,” Trump assured the press.

You see, the only prize Trump really wants is “victory for the world,” which is basically the biggest prize there is.

Wow, what a statesman!