Ever wanted to hear 'Bernie Sanders' as a phone sex operator? Now's your chance.

If you’re reading this post, chances are that you, like millions of other Americans have, at one point in your life, felt…The Bern. It’s OK, it’s all right. There’s nothing to be ashamed of. Feeling The Bern is a natural, healthy part of being an politically enthusiastic liberal voter.

It’s easy to see why you might feel it after listening to his ideas about free university, or his plans for a progressive take on sexual education in public schools. Does the idea of a future where sex ed was informative, comprehensive, and enlightening excite you? Bernie hopes it does.

If watching Sanders lay out his vision for an America under the influence of The Bern wasn’t enough for you, perhaps this might sate your Democratic Socialist desires. Dirty Bernie is a podcast-cum-phone-sex-hotline produced by The Stranger meant to remind you that “you can’t spell ‘socialism’ without a little jism.”

It’s everything you ever wanted in a podcast featuring a Sanders soundalike whispering sweet, filthy nothings into your ear. Enjoy.