Insane Clown Posse Suing FBI Again to Defend Juggalos- The Morning Feed

What are we reading this morning? Take a look for yourself. Here’s a link dump to go with that cup o’ joe:

In what will surely be a landmark case for fandom, Insane Clown Posse is once again suing the federal government for classifying Juggalos as “a loosely organized hybrid gang.” And if you don’t know what a Juggalo is, you should just have your Internet privileges permanently revoked because you’re doing it wrong.

Speaking of the FBI, a new leaked document suggests that the Feds had more than one informant inside of an Anonymous-affiliated hacker group.

This is a couple of days old but it merits a mention: Oklahoma man charged with killing his stepfather via an atomic wedgie.

New memo suggests Staples purposefully reduces hours of many employees so as to not be required to provide them with healthcare as per mandated by the Affordable Care Act. Thanks, Obama!

GIF BREAK!

Woman who wrote exposé on how college athletes couldn’t read or write has received death threats because SPORTZ HERP DERP!

I’m a sucker for any article that explores the love-hate relationship—mostly love, at least with me—between authors and alcohol.

Listen up, breweries, I’m all for experimenting with different types of brews, but making a beer out of crushed up whale bone? That seems excessive.

Your brain has an exclusive VIP line for friends.

How China hid a famine with ping pong.

Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He’s also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.