Martyn Ashton Does Insane Road Bike Tricks

Martyn Ashton goes down an amusement park slide, climbs a tree, skips across giant rocks, all while riding a bicycle. While. Riding. A. Bicycle.

We dare you to watch this and not think “BUT HOW IS HE NOT DEAD? SERIOUSLY, HOW DID HE NOT BREAK IMPORTANT BONES AND DIE?”

The video, courtesy of Global Cycling Network, is a follow-up to the original Road Bike Party from October 2012. We think it’s all pretty amazing and SERIOUSLY HOW DID ASHTON NOT INJURE HIMSELF. The video description even says, “No bikes were harmed in the making of this video.” So like, they didn’t even damage THE BIKE?