Mountain Dew-flavored Cheetos Are a Thing

What are we reading this morning? Take a look for yourself. Here’s a link dump to go with that cup o’ joe:

Frito Lay introduces Mountain Dew-flavored Cheetos because Japan.

Scientists discover a naturally occurring hormone that blocks Marijuana buzz.

Masturbation was once considered to be an act so heinous that it was thought to be more offensive than child abuse.

Baby born in a onesie? Baby born in a onesie.

Temperatures are so incredibly cold that they’re bringing the polar bears and penguins inside to protect them.

Drug dealer would rather be in jail than under house arrest because of his wife. h

MMA fighter defends self and family from four assailants during attempted home invasion. He managed to kill one of them and send another to the hospital.

Loser of a fantasy football league forced to re-take the SATs.

Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He’s also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.