Newspaper Accidentally Thanks Local Man For "Pleasing 15 Women" For An Entire Day

If you weren’t sure how much of a BMOC one George Brownridge was, this newspaper accidentally (but resplendently!) thanks Brownridge for giving 15 women one full day of nonstop pleasure until they were “exhausted, satisfied,” and looking forward to next year. The following week, the paper clarified that they were referring to an annual holiday shopping trip that Brownridge organized and offered their sincere apology for any “inappropriate innuendoes” that readers had gleaned from the item.

Meanwhile, maybe Brownridge did actually make love to all of these women with vigor and is now riding off complacently into the friscalating dusklight to continue his good work as the Robin Hood of orgasms.