Official statements from Donald J. Trump regarding his losses on various game shows

Following his loss to Ted Cruz in the Wisconsin primary, the Donald Trump campaign released the following (real, and amazing) statement:

But this isn’t the first loss Trump has taken in such stride. Following his defeats on several game shows throughout the last several decades, Donald J. Trump has also released the following statements:

Top Chef

Wheel of Fortune

Naked and Afraid

Chopped

American Gladiators

Jeopardy!

The Amazing Race