Pizza Hut's new 'Triple Treat Box' is the most American thing that ever America-d

This holiday season, Pizza Hut will begin offering its “Triple Treat Box” in America.

Previously, it was only available in the U.K. But if you look at this product in its totality, you realize it was basically made for the U.S. market, as it combines Americans’ three favorite things:

  1. Pizza
  2. Cookies
  3. Ravenously tearing open boxes (and/or “unboxing“)

Behold:

The box contains

  1. Two medium-sized, one-topping, available Hand Tossed, Thin N’ Crispy®, or Pan pizzas
  2. The Hershey’s Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookie
  3. And last but not least, an order of breadsticks or flavor sticks

Here is the quote from vice president of marketing Jared Drinkwater about this product; it’s everything we could want in a press release:

What the holidays are all about can get lost sometimes in the hustle and bustle of the season, but at Pizza Hut, we want to help make every day feel like a holiday.
That’s why we created the Triple Treat Box. It’s a delicious, easy meal to share with family and friends, and while it’s always fun to get pizza, getting pizza in a special gift-wrapped box can add even a little more excitement to pizza night.

The box goes for $19.99.

Happy holidays and God Bless America.

Rob covers business, economics and the environment for Fusion. He previously worked at Business Insider. He grew up in Chicago.

 
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