Ryan Zinke: Is THIS Your Massively Expensive Door?

On Thursday, the Associated Press reported that Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke spent a staggering $139,000 on a door (or, rather, on “upgrading” three sets of double doors in his office).

Ohhh, folks!

That’s right, it’s time for another edition of… *crowd chants in unison with me* Is! This! Your! Dooooor!

Let’s get right into it. Secretary Zinke: is this your door?

No? Hm. Alright. Well then, is this your door?

No again? Hmm. Let’s see… is THIS your door??

Ryan, my man, ya gotta tell me: is this your door?

Be honest: Is this your door?

Come on, cut the crap. Is this your door?