THE HOG GUY WAS RIGHT

Remember the hogs? The roving band of feral ones threatening the sanity and progeny of some random guy on Twitter who was making the case for why he needs a massive gun?

Turns out—we should have heeded this nameless prophet’s warnings. I give you: HOGS, IN MARYLAND:

Where will the four(ish) hogs of the apocalypse appear next? Watch this space.