The Ten Likeliest Vice Presidents for Trump

Due to the unpredictability of Donald Trump and the chaos created by his potential Vice-Presidential sycophants, I need to get this column up before he randomly posts this news during one of his cable news rage-viewing sessions. The VP chase is in the news this week thanks to one collapsing clusterfuck of a candidate, and we are roughly two months away from the Republican convention. One would expect Trump to make his decision in the coming weeks.

We’ll list the ten candidates from least likely to most according to their odds on PredictIt, a site that allows people to bet on political outcomes and for Sean McElwee to completely overdo it and ruin his reputation. The price to buy a “yes they will be VP” share as of this writing is in parentheses.

5. Marco Rubio (9 cents)

This price is a result of recent reporting on the VP tryout Trump staged at Mar-a-Lago last weekend. PredictIt wasn’t even offering Rubio odds in the last 90 days before this week. Even though Trump and “Little Marco” have had their differences in the past, I wouldn’t rule it out, mostly because it would provide Trump with plenty of opportunities to talk about his dick again.