What Donald Trump’s horoscope reveals about his future

Today is the 70th birthday of reality television star and 2016 Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. We know how the internet feels about his Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue campaign. But what does the Zodiac have to say about the outspoken billionaire? Is running an entire country in his future?

We looked up what astrologers have predicted for Geminis born on June 14, as well as Trump’s own birth chart.

Horoscopes for Geminis born June 14:

“A sun-Uranus link on your birthday indicates surprises by the bucket load over the coming 12 months–and they will be good surprises too. Surround yourself with people whose lust for life is as strong as your own. Together you can be amazing.” – Sally Brompton, Globe and Mail 

Possible translation: Trump should probably put like-minded Stacey Dash or Sarah Palin on the campaign ticket.

“You are quick-witted and versatile. Your nature is a tad contradictory, as you crave change and adventure, yet need stability and security. At times impulsive, and other times very deliberate, your dual nature can be both intriguing and frustrating! You are a person who enjoys building and accumulating, and you can be very resourceful.” – Cafe Astrology

Possible translation: Trump has held three jobs: real estate tycoon, reality TV show star, and president hopeful (versatile). He continues to gain both enemies and fans from his refusal to be politically correct or think things through (impulsive and deliberate).

Horoscopes for Geminis in general:

“The Moon is in fellow Air sign Libra today, lighting up the part of your chart that rules creative inspiration and romance, but you’re managing some challenging emotions today. Geminis process best by talking or journaling, so start verbalizing.” – Annabel Gat, Broadly

Possible translation: Trump should tweet what he feels, like he does every other day.

“Your mind is sharp as a knife and anyone who thinks they can put one over on you is going to be disappointed. Just make sure that what you say about other people is true: There is no point making enemies for no good reason.” – Sally Brompton, Globe and Mail

Possible translation: Trump will probably continue to lock horns with President Obama, who recently called out Trump for his comments about the Orlando shooting and its relation to “radical Islam.”

Horoscopes tailored specifically to Donald Trump’s birth chart:

On why Trump is so outspoken: “We can see at a glance that Trump has Sun conjunct Uranus (at 22° and 17° Gemini, respectively), so we know he’s a born rabble-rouser, someone who delights in shaking up the establishment, rocking the boat, messing with the status quo, defying convention and pulling off an unthinkable upset, and he’s not overly concerned about who he offends or disrupts along the way.” – Alex Miller, The Mountain Astrologer

On why he can probably inspire, but not lead: The New York Post interviewed celebrity astrologer Lynn Hayes, who explained that his birth chart’s lack of planets in Earth elements is why he is a man of “fire and air, energy, enthusiasm and ideas… [Trump] can’t be bothered coming up with a practical blueprint for solving the nation’s problems—he is more interested in motivating and exciting.”

On why he always thinks his words are the only truth: “An extrovert who ‘knows exactly what is good for’ America, Mr. Trump prefers broad horizons yet tends to be emotionally immature and seemingly superficial. Sun in Gemini and Moon in Sagittarius adds certain tendencies as well such as flamboyance, outspokenness, independence, and spontaneity. An inquisitive ‘eternal student’ and ‘positive thinking’ promoter, Trump insists on being true to himself.” – Jude Cowell, Stars Over Washington

Tahirah Hairston is a style writer from Detroit who likes Susan Miller, Rihanna’s friend’s Instagram accounts, ramen and ugly-but cute shoes.

 
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